If you're Dante that is. Dante's Inferno released in stores February 9, 2010, is based on the first part of Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy called Inferno. So basically, the player takes command of Dante through the nine circles of Hell to save the poor soul of Beatrice (his lover). Equipped with "Death's" Scythe, you run, slash, button-mash (ooooh that rhymes), absolve or punish your enemies. Sounds very similar to a certain Spartan that defied the Gods don't you think?
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